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Media Contact;
Contact Name: The National Association of Liars
Website: www.liars.org.uk
Email: [email protected]
The National Association of Liars offers their Services as Lying consultants.
February 10, 2017, 09:11 ET.
You are writing an article and someone has come up with a colossal lie. You can't prove it and you don't want to get sued. A quote from Miss Info of the National Association of Liars might well be the solution, something like ' "I have to admit it does look a bit unlikely" said Miss Info of the National Association of Liars' would give your article more authority. We (the NAL) would get more exposure, your readers get a better article, and everyone wins”.
To create a balanced article on matters of a dishonest nature there is simply nowhere else to turn. For example… research in the field of genetics has recently revealed that chronic lying is the consequence of a defective gene. Factual (actually it is not, it is a complete lie) boring and one-sided. The article should continue... “”We don’t view it as defective, more a life enhancing bonus gene.” Said Miss Info of the National Association of Liars”.
The organisation was formed in 1853 in the famous Westminster underwater Tea rooms, a stone’s throw from the houses of parliament. Originally known as the National Organisation for Bullshit Hypocrisy Exaggeration and Deception the name was changed at an extraordinary general meeting in 1903 when it was discovered that this was an acronym of nobhead. Notable members over the years have included Sir Harry Paget Flashman, Henry the Eighth, Darth Vader, Right said Fred (who clearly were not too sexy for their shirts) Jeffrey Archer, Nick Clegg, and every British Prime Minister since the club’s inception.
For those just starting off lying there is a helpful flowchart on when to lie, some basics of falsification and fabrication right up to advanced techniques such as using spreadsheets to keep track of what lie you have told to whom.
To avail yourself of this free service (which will not be available for ever) just go to the National Association of Liars website and make use of the contact form.
To learn more about the organisation, one can visit: http://www.liars.org.uk.
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